After stuffing ourselves with a huge meal, Ivy, Wood, and I sit our fat asses on the couch. "I look so fat right now," I say, sitting up and looking at my mini fat rolls. "You think that is fat? What do you think about this?" the girls respond, flapping their big, soft tummies around. "I mean...you have to be at least twice the size of her," Wood tells Ivy. Curious to see how big the girls really are to my growing, chubby body, I suggested we measure ourselves.

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